Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-19

http://twitpic.com/a4zu2 – The whole world ahead of her… #
http://twitpic.com/a5guj – Pastor Paul holding Aiden Dale #
@wickernweave I think I need the springs replaced in the sofa – maybe I'll find someone in town that offers the service… in reply to wickernweave #
What idiot at NBC canceled Kings??? Best Drama on TV in YEARS! Watch it on Hulu – tell @NBC to pick it back up! #
@cdshorey @jasonrfisher that's funny… in reply to cdshorey #
RT @stanleytang: Teens Don't Use Twitter – http://bit.ly/S3XvS Hmmm…. Doesn't mention FB… #
@WannaBeSkinny Its 5 o'clock somewhere… in reply to WannaBeSkinny #
@curiouswork Its a shame that gov regulation is driving small biz out of biz! What's worse… The # of lost biz won't show up on any report in reply to curiouswork #
I just don't get it – hybrids are supposed to be SOOO much better but they ave 40 to 50 mpg… Why not 100 or 150 mpg? My car gets 30 on gas #
@lastgeek are you smoking something? all of the kings eps have been great but the last one was AMAZING! in reply to lastgeek #
@lastgeek no – girl is hating herself for ordering a hit and in her self loathing she kissed the guard b/c he still thinks she beautiful… in reply to lastgeek #
@dougoftheabaci Amen! Kings is the best show on TV in YEARS… in reply to dougoftheabaci #
@AlexKaris 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot… or was it 78%… no, I remember it was 92%… in reply to AlexKaris #
@AlexKaris the only difference between this &FB/MySpace is ur ability 2 search on it easily – doesn't mean they are in trouble, imo in reply to AlexKaris #
playing Mr Mom while wife and new baby sleep… #
@cdsgirl Then take one… in reply to cdsgirl #
@AllisonHarkett Sure… Pour it over ur ice cream and I bet you save those cals… in reply to AllisonHarkett #
@WannaBeSkinny My wife has cut my hair since we were 'just friends'… in reply to WannaBeSkinny #
best political ad I've seen in a long time… http://bit.ly/j6APk #
@honeypink116 b/c when chuck norris does pushups – he's actually pushing the earth down in reply to honeypink116 #
You do see the irony here, right? RT @JJBrixx I kinda wish people would stop tweeting about Chuck Norris #
@3ddi3B0Y who are you – dan quayle??? Chuck Norris can spell potato in reply to 3ddi3B0Y #
RT Spanjis LOL RT @ramanujam: Type in "find chuck norris" in Google (without quotes), and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" #awesomeness via @labsji #
@Kissablysoft actually, yes – Chuck Norris died 10 years ago… but the grim reaper hasn't got the courage to tell him… in reply to Kissablysoft #
lmao – RT @omnimutant Best one yet: "Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas." Am still laughing at that one! #
LOL RT @Caelinnnnnnn Chuck Norris can tweet 150 characters. :) #
ok – I actually laughed out loud on this… RT @iamdelle LoL, good one. RT @FRaphael: Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club #
just had a great dinner provided by a friend of the family – and finished with capt-n-crunch milk shakes… #
http://twitpic.com/aaxki – Face of an angel… #
I think my wife just saved us from being scammed… #
Confirmed: friend im'ed she was stuck overseas after being mugged &needed cash; I was ready wire when wife said ask something she should no #
@facebook my friends account has been 419'ed but I don't know what email address she uses with the account so I can't fill out your form!!! #
A big thank u goes 2 @ababyconnection 4 saving me from a 419 scammer on FB http://cbs5.com/national/facebook.friends.internet.2.963082.html #
http://twitpic.com/ac1jz – Blissfully unaware of the circumcision that is about occur… #
http://twitpic.com/accwr – Really? A salon for dogs??? #
http://twitpic.com/acdeo – Scary image… Sorry Aiden #
Stephanie is watching Stager Invasion, a tv show where they stage a house to sell it – we're not moving but I'd like 'em to do our house :o) #
@3ddi3B0Y Ur tweet that chuck norris can eat just one potato chip: you put potatoe… That's how vp dan quayle spelled it years ago… in reply to 3ddi3B0Y #
Sinking another $200 into the van… Waiting outside the bank, they open @ 9… 'cept on Wed… Sure that makes sense… <– rolling eyes… #
don't get y Wal-Mart is #1 trending topic on twitter but most of those tweeting it aren't talking about it, they r just yelling follow me! #
Thinking about doing my first marathon in Jan – should I get a trainer? Or try to do it on my own? My wife *may* join me… #
Forget minimalist… I'd be happy if I could get my wife to agree to go for mediumist!!! #
my wife is still full of pregnancy hormones – while watching survivorman, she started crying when the search crew found Les… hilarious! #
RT @victoredier: IE6 Must Die for the Web to Move On http://bit.ly/dULgh #
@vanessaparlo Then you r laughing @ me cause I don't know why #lava is trending… in reply to vanessaparlo #
if you ever wondered why something is trending – you might want to follow @whytrend (Harry Potter #tilatequiIa Jakarta #IranElection HP6) #
I'd like 2 add – if u don't mind, forgive 'em in person RT nez23 Jesus Christ, pls forgive those who bombed it… May God bless Jakarta… #
I told wife we both needed 2 lose 1/3 our weight, zander said dad ur more fat, wife laughed & said ur awesome! Z replied back, funny too? #
@rockingjude Amen!!! in reply to rockingjude #
#followfriday @jrfisher 'cause he is always improving the quality… #
@whytrend what is the #thankyouNKOTB all about? #followfriday #
trying to figure out what I'm going to get the kids of lunch… hmmm, toddler meals in the pantry or burger king around the corner… tough #
#followfriday @jasonrfisher lol My bad #
#followfriday @jasonrfisher 'cause he is always improving the quality… #
ok – decided on making mac-n-cheese and beans w/ fanks – very much a daddy lunch… now clean up and put the kids down for nap #
haven't gotten a theme I like 4 http://iquitagain.com yet, way behind on school work, afraid 2 even look at work email, house is a mess, etc #
friend just called & asked me 2 try out 4 biggest loser w/ him – tried twice b4, I already have my hopes up again, y do I do this 2 myself? #
Creed (from NBC's The Office) cracks me up — "According to your Twitter report, you skipped work to go to a Jonas bro concert" #
People complain about their lives going too fast, but nobody complaining seems to want to slow down… #
@blindsquirrel42 More likely I'm a glutton for punishment, but we'll see… I'll keep everyone posted… in reply to blindsquirrel42 #
IQuitAgain: Biggest Loser Casting Call – 3rd Times the Charm: I’m trying again for the Bi.. http://bit.ly/BnWbM #
http://twitpic.com/as17e – Biggest Loser casting call… #
http://twitpic.com/as1mm – Biggest Loser casting #
http://twitpic.com/as1qj – Me and Bob @ biggest loser casting #
@luxechandelier I wasn't going to – but Bob called me last night and asked me to be his partner – turns out they want family members… in reply to luxechandelier #
@j2tyco Fountian Hills, AZ – I just got back – check out the pics on my facebook http://facebook.com/dsackr in reply to j2tyco #
Audition is over – nothing left but 2 wait 4 the phone 2 ring, If I haven't heard by 9pm tonite, its 3 strikes instead of 3rd x's the charm #
the silence is deafening… RING PHONE RING!!! #
@luxechandelier Congrats on the house… in reply to luxechandelier #
watching Nationwide Cup NASCAR to distract me from waiting on the phone 2 ring – its not working… don't like Kyle and Joey isn't racing… #
no news yet… isn't looking good… Come on Biggest Loser… give me a CALL!!! #
well folks, looks like its 3 strikes and out… I always hate thinking about next time b/c it means I plan to still be fat next time… #
Put on Christian TV to take my mind off not getting called back 4 biggest loser – Ed Young has Michelle on as a guest (winner from season 6) #
at the audition, Ali (1st woman to win Biggest Loser) told me she didn't go to bed until her Body Bugg told her she could… #