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A Night at the Movies: The Dark Night

Ok – I know it was likely irresponsible of me, but I went to the midnight showing of The Dark Knight.  I really enjoyed Batman Begins and knew this was also Heath Ledger‘s last movie – I really wanted to see it.  I text messaged a friend at 10:30pm and asked if he wanted to see it with me and within the hour we were on our way… to a sold out theater … without tickets.  Minor oversight, one quick call on my cell and we had tickets to another theater across town.

I’ll start with what I didn’t like – they changed Rachael!  In Batman Begins, Rachael was played by Katie Holmes – very cute… but this version was played by Maggie Gyllenhaal – Not as cute.  The movie wasn’t quite as dark as Batman Begins either.  What I really loved about Batman Begins is how it really removed the cartoonish nature of some of the Batman villians as well as Batman’s charactor.  I’m not saying the The Dark Night is comical at all, just not as dark as Batman Begins.  My only other negative thoughts are the length.  Some movies are three hours long and at the end you say – wow, that was fast – I wish it were longer… this isn’t one of those movies.  It had about three endings – kinda like a preacher promising to close the sermon down at noon on a Sunday morning, then preaching to almost one.  Sometimes you don’t mind if the preacher just kept on going, other times you think – “I wonder how long the wait is at the restaurant…”

Ok – on to the positive: Heath Ledger.  He was amazing.  Did you see Johnny Depp play Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl?  Do you know how he brought something special to that charactor?  Well, Heath Ledger did that something special for the Joker.  Don’t get me wrong, Jack Nicholson played a great Joker – but Heath Ledger was truly amazing!  He really took the charactor over the top in the best way.  If I were rating the movie based soley on his performance, it would easily be two thumbs up, 5 stars, a must see.  But, I’m not rating the Joker only…

In all, I give it 3 stars out of 5.  They traded out the eye candy, they missed several shots at a big ending, but the Joker was amazing, the special affects were good, and a few other points I will keep out of the review so I don’t ruin the movie for you.  For now, I have less than three hours before I have to go to work – so g’nite!

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A Night At the Movies: Underdog

Family night out tonight with Zander was fun. We went to see Underdog because it was the only movie playing (other than Hairspray) that was rated PG. The main character is a police dog that isn’t very good at his job (voice by Jason Lee – The guy from “My Name is Earl”). Through a series of events, the dog (later named Shoeshine) is removed from his job, captured by a lab, experimented on by a mad scientist (played by Peter Dinklage), and finally finds himself in a home with a widower (played by James Belushi) and the widower’s son.

Only after Shoeshine has found his home with this father/son combo does he begin to realize he has ‘super’ abilities. Almost by accident, he saves a girl and her dog from two would be robbers, who in typical cartoon style decide to restrain the girl while going through her purse right there in the alley. This gives our hero enough time to destroy a city block while figuring out how to use his abilities before he is able to get to the crime scene. Eventually, Shoeshine takes on the superhero identity of Underdog and learns to use his powers to fight crime.

My son seemed to enjoy the movie and it kept his attention for the entire 84 min running time. My wife also enjoyed it and felt like it was ‘a good movie’. I had a different take on it. Jason Lee has a great voice and although I never followed “My Name is Earl”, I did enjoy watching the show from time to time. He narrated much of this movie in the exact character and style as Earl. I don’t know that I would call this a bad thing but for me it was a little distracting. Underdog was clumsy and destroyed property, stole food, destroyed street merchant’s stands while fighting petty crime.

In an attempt to ‘spoof’ famous movie scenes, Underdog takes a girl dog on a flight (Superman), then steals a couple’s food so that he and his date could eat spaghetti together (Lady and the Tramp). He also jumps into a phone booth to change clothes and completely destroys the phone booth while changing. He tears up a hundred yards of asphalt trying to stop a car with no brakes before it hits children crossing the street while a crosswalk attendant simply stands there with a stop sign instead of actually getting kids out of the street. With superheros like underdog, who needs villains!

One out of Four stars, two thumbs down, I would put this one on the rental list if you have one of those monthly all you can rent mail order plans or a buy one/get one coupon the next time you are actually at a rental store.

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A Night at the Movies: Live Free or Die Hard

My first reaction when I saw a preview for the fourth movie in the Die Hard franchise was “No they didn’t!!!”  After seeing the movie tonight, I have to say – Oh, Yes they did!!!  If you are looking to see the movie – don’t worry, there are no spoilers here, you can keep reading.

The Bad – there is a lot of language in this movie.  It carries a PG-13 rating but most everything but the “F-Word” was used many times.

The Rest -  If you took the first three movies, put them in a blender and added some adrenalin – this is what you would get!  It was over the top with the action scenes – most of them are so over the top that they go a step beyond unrealistic and move right in to ‘who-cares-that-this-could-never-happen-that-was-freakin-awesome!’  They had just enough references to the earlier movies to satisfy the Die Hard fan’s pallet, leaving no great line unsaid.  The visual affects were great, and the comedy was dead on for the Die Hard genre.

If you didn’t enjoy the first Die Hard (what’s wrong with you?), then don’t bother with this one.  If you loved the first movie, liked the second, and didn’t bother with the third – you should go see this movie.  If you already own the box set for the first three, you should stop reading this and head to your closest theater now!

Two thumbs up, five stars, would (and might) see it again.